If I lost _________, I would be devestated

If I lost my parents, I would be devestated. Where would I get money for next semesters tuition? Room & board? Not to mention food and the car insurance payments? I would probably have to get a job and work. Then I wouldn't have as much time to do what I want. Will I have to cut down on the number of Venti-sized Mint Chocolate Frappachinos that I have a day? How am I possibly going to stay awake in class?
Oh my goodness. I'd never really thought about it, but I would be devestated without my parents. Who'd cook for me on the weekends? Will I even have a home? How much of that home mortgage do you think they paid off? Oh geez, does the mean my debit card will stop working?!

What? Life insurance? Oh... nevermind, I wouldn't be all that devestated if I lost my parents.

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